| “Alright mates. Left hand. Pinkey out. Down it! Down it!”
grunted Tank, the Welsh hockey player, to the pub full of athletes
and spectators, including two curious Americans, sipping their pints.
With little apprehension, the two Americans were persuaded to grip
their Stellas with their left hands, daintily stick out their pinkeys,
and chug their ales in record time, according to Worcester hockey
tradition. Initiation into English pub life had begun.
Coming from a country that is stringent on ID’ing underage
drinkers- which we were according to United States standards- we
were strangers to bars, let alone ordering drinks. But from the
start, we knew it would be different from our past experiences:
sweaty frat parties and binge drinking in dorm rooms.
Pubs are not just somewhere to go to get inebriated on beer. To
the English, they make up the social backbone of society. You can
walk into a pub at twelve in the afternoon and find it so teeming
with pub-goers, that it’s hard not to wonder if anyone works
in British society. Pubs, originally public houses, fulfill the
role that has been theirs for ages, to serve as a place to go anytime
(prior to midnight) to see familiar faces and meet countless new
ones. And, of course, to sip on some local brew.
The Pubs
Around Britain Web site describes pubs as “Where
you first come to when in a new village or city because it is the
quickest way to provide some of the warmth and comfort that you've
been lacking looking at museums and old mansions all day.”
When we first arrived in Worcester, England, the castles, cathedrals,
and cobblestones were striking. Coming from a country that officially
dates back to 1776, viewing the vast history of England was amazing.
But it was the places we ducked off to on crowded streets, to sample
some fish and chips, and the people we met when we hopped all around
town at night, which transformed us into locals, on our own accord.
Sure we were laughed at when we asked the British bartender for
a “bottle of Bud” and received strange looks when we
attempted to join conversations focused around a subject as foreign
to us as football. But after our first day-long trip to the pub,
we realized that the Brits were friendly and all too ready to teach
us how to order a proper pint, maybe with a top or some added black
current.
We soon found our own local hangouts, with the familiar personalities
we grew to look for upon walking to the taps. Dogman was never seen
without the company of his lass-attracting black lab, bone in mouth.
He had been making his nightly pub walk, between the Wheat Sheaf
and the Crown and Anchor for the past 25 years, through countless
owners and barmaids, to escape the “wrath of his old lady.”
Guitarman sat on his stool, writing poetry or strumming out notes,
always recommending the use of black current in every type of alcoholic
beverage and never fully remembering that we told him we were American,
not Canadian, the night before. Foxy, the promiscuous old bloke,
at his self-titled assessment “best pub in all of Worcester,”
known to others as the Pig and Drum, was a dancing fiend, never
failing to pass up the chance to twirl a pretty lady he fancied,
and he fancied them all.
Although the same familiar faces were always there, the company
and characters in the crowd varied each night. One night, it was
a rambunctious group of replacement fire fighters, who provided
hours of entertainment, whose conversation began with talk of “never
kissing an American before” and ended with our mad dash for
the door, just in case their comments of “I’ll give
you a baby with an English accent” would be acted upon.
Another night with a similar ending began with trying to interpret
northern English accents and moved to an all-expenses-paid evening,
complete with a cab ride home. The only trouble was that sometimes
these pub-goers were overly friendly, or maybe the phrase “Good
night, we‘re going home to our flat without you,” did
not translate into proper British English. When running away from
the pursuers was not effective, we sometimes resorted to playing
a game of “hide,” minus the “seek.”
Whatever the outcome of the night, we discovered a new aspect of
the personalities that make up British life. Pubs, sometimes crazy,
sometimes relaxing, were always unpredictable. Once in a while,
we’d stumble upon our stumbling university professors, throwing
back some pints with the best of them. Other times we’d find
14-year-olds being served beside us.
Pubs were the places where we’d end our days and sometimes
start them. They were the places we got kicked out of, chased out
of, but always returned to with open eyes and an open mouth the
next day. They were where we’d kiss foreigners, hug friends
and dance to music that would make us laugh at home. They were where
we’d fight about politics and stereotypes, defend our beliefs
and become open to those of others. We walked into one crying over
anxiety about what the upcoming four months would bring and stumbled
out of another crying, hating to say goodbye to the lifestyle we
had grown to love.
From our first pints of Strongbow cidar, to our last orders of
white wine, when we filled the till at the local Crown and Anchor
with bags of left over pence, we found the local pubs to be the
most comforting aspect of British society. A saviour to our culture
shock, a haven across the Atlantic.
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