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You’ve
never hurt someone you’ve cared about. You’re not rude,
you don’t break promises, and you basically go out of your
way to make women happy. Though in spite of all this, you can’t
seem find a relationship that works. Finally, giving up on all other
reasons for your failure, you decide this:
‘Nice
guys’ finish last. They always have and they probably always
will. This fact has nothing to do with the ‘nice guys,’
but it has to do with the women of the world. They are simply all
masochists. They are self-destructive heartless bitches that go
out looking to get hurt and would just rather date ‘Mr. Lookin-for-a-way-to-get-in-your-pants-and-then-ditch-ya’
than ‘Mr. Decent Guy.’ There’s nothing that can
be done about this, nice guys will just have to wait until women
see the error of their ways and give the nice guys a chance.
Ha ha…right.
We’ve all reasoned along these lines at one point in our lives.
But see, sitting around thinking like this isn’t going to
get you out of the house on a Friday night. Now, I know what you’re
thinking, I’m going to tell you to give up the ‘nice-ness’
and take jerk lessons from the biker down the street in order to
get a little action from the ladies, right? Wrong. I’ve been
dealing with the nice guy issue since God knows when and after a
while, I just got tired of sitting around moping about my life without
trying to change it. With this in mind, I have looked into the whole
nice guy problem and have come to the conclusion that in order to
get your well-deserved chance in the dating world, you have to learn
to have fun in the general world.
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Patrick
Dresh, a junior journalism/professional writing major, is also the lifestyles section editor for
the current edition of unbound. Dresh's professional writing interests include young-adult psychology,
relationship psychology, and current Type 1 diabetes research. His other interests include short story
writing, illustration, and live-theatre performance. |