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We all know
the ‘80s were a great time to be a kid: great toys, great
cartoons, great music and of course, great movies. After many debates,
which included near fits of hysterical crying and the threat of
fistfights, we were able to whittle it down to what we feel are
the top ten movies of our childhood, movies that it’s just
plain un-American not to have seen at least 50 times. We wanted
to make a top ten movies list so we pooled together our resources
and vast knowledge of the ‘80s and input from various friends
and family and here we give you the result.
#10 “E.T.
the Extra-Terrestrial” (1982)
“E.T.”
is about an alien with one glowing finger that lands in a boy named
Elliot’s backyard. Elliot makes friends with E.T. and after
some wacky adventures, which include E.T. getting drunk and cross-dressing,
some FBI men in HazMat suits come to take E.T. away. Elliot and
E.T. run off on his flying bicycle and E.T. goes home.
Why “E.T.”
made our list:
“E.T.”
is a classic story about friendship and subversity. As Carol Kassis,
a 22-year-old student at Clark University said, “This movie
has unprecedented achievements…it's a children’s movie
that shows you to hate the government. That’s a plus in my
book.”
# 9 “The
NeverEnding Story” (1984)
“The
NeverEnding Story” is a tale of imagination, courage and rock
biting. Bastian pioneered playing hooky for our generation even
before Ferris Bueller did (we’ll get to him later in our list).
Bastian, while sitting in his school’s attic, follows Atreyu’s
journey to find the childlike empress a real name, which we …
NEVER FIND OUT!!!
Why “The
NeverEnding Story” made our list:
This is one
of those movies that once you saw it as a kid, you would forever
be attached to it. You would always want to wear the childlike empress’
pearl crown, always be scared to death of the talking wolf with
the frightening green eyes and the all consuming “nothing”
and you would always cry when Artex gives into The Swamps of Sadness
and sinks in the quicksand. We must admit there was some difficulty
deciding whether this film or “Labyrinth” would make
the final cut but it was Vinny Moschetta, a 19-year-old student
from Seton Hall University, who decided for us when he said, “David
Bowie versus the childlike empress? Come on, no contest!”
#8 “Dirty
Dancing” (1987)
Optimistic
Baby (real name: Frances) wants to save the world but instead she
settles for saving a dancer’s career and disappointing her
daddy, the doctor, when she falls for the stereotypical guy from
the wrong side of the tracks.
Why “Dirty
Dancing” made our list:
Because “nobody
puts Baby in a corner.” And we’re not about to try.
#7 “Ferris
Bueller’s Day Off” (1986)
Taken from
the roll call scene of the film (you know the part that follows
“Bueller… Bueller… Bueller…”): “My
best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s
girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going
with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I
guess it’s pretty serious.” So serious in fact, that
he spends the day gallivanting with his girlfriend, Sloane and his
best friend, Cameron while thwarting Principle Rooney’s attempts
to catch him.
Why “Ferris
Bueller’s Day Off” made our list:
Well, when
you know the movie word for word, backwards and forwards and every
other way… it would be stupid not to put it on the list. Maybe
it’s wrong to generalize but everyone has seen this movie
at least once… a week. Seriously, it’s always on! And
by now, you too should have it committed to memory!
#6 The
Indiana Jones Trilogy (1981, 1984, 1989)
“Raiders
of the Lost Ark” is Indy’s first excellent adventure
where he saves the Ark of the Covenant from Nazis, runs from snakes
and manages to inspire a Disney attraction. In “Indiana Jones
and the Temple of Doom,” Indy saves the children of an Indian
village from slavery, which is enforced by a bloodthirsty cult that
has taken the village’s magic stones. “Indiana Jones
and the Last Crusade” features Indy and his father (played
by the oh, so wonderful Sir Sean Connery) in a race against the
Nazis (again) to find the Holy Grail, the chalice that Christ used
during the Last Supper.
Why Indy
made our list:
First of all
as Kassis points out, “This was the first movie to show how
cool archeology is.” Secondly, it has a great score by John
Williams. Third and finally, one of the best movie lines ever can
be found in the third film, “I named the dog Indiana.”
Who knew the famous movie adventurer adopted his name from the family
pet?
#5 “Back
to the Future” (1985)
Marty McFly,
in an attempt to escape the Libyans at the mall, accidentally goes
back through time in Doc Brown’s DeLorean, only to learn that
his father is a peeping-tom, comic book nerd and his mother has
an affinity for purple underwear. In a most disturbing twist, his
mother ends up having a crush on him in 1955.
Why this
“Back to the Future” made our list:
Unlike the
Indy trilogy, where the writing remained strong throughout all three
films, only this first “Back to the Future” flick featured
a quality story line that held up over time. As Kelly Detrick, a
22-year-old student at The College of New Jersey, said, “It
speaks for itself.” It’s just a classic ‘80s film…
that happens to take place in the ‘50s.
#4 “The
Breakfast Club” (1985)
Five kids in
Saturday detention discover that “…each of us is a brain,
an athlete, a basketcase, a princess and a criminal.”
Why “The
Breakfast Club” made our list:
Because in
a strangely profound way it’s all true.
#3 “Spaceballs”
(1987)
Mel Brooks
meets “Star Wars.” Throw in Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman
and John Candy and you’ve got a movie moving at Ludicrous
Speed.
Why “Spaceballs”
made our list:
Since we couldn’t
legally fit the entire original “Star Wars” trilogy
on this list (“Star Wars: A New Hope” was made in 1977),
we elected to use its satire instead. “That’s the best
movie… ‘Keep firing, assholes’… I mean,
it doesn’t get any better than that,” said Melissa Steiger,
a 21-year-old student at TCNJ. And she’s right. With quotes
like “They’ve gone plaid!” and “I’m
a mog - half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend,”
this is Mel Brooks at his finest.
#2 “The
Goonies” (1985)
A group of
kid-outcasts search for One-Eyed Willie’s treasure in an attempt
to save their town from becoming a country club. And, as if Willie’s
“booby traps” weren’t enough, our young heroes
are chased by the infamous Fratelli brothers and their crazed mother.
Why “The
Goonies” made our list:
Classic ‘80s
at its best. Who didn’t want to be friends with Mikey, Data,
Mouth and Chunk? “Honestly, who could forget Chunk doing the
truffle shuffle or Data crashing through the screen door in ‘The
Goonies.’ Or when Chunk revealed his life story to the guys
because otherwise they would stick his hand in a blender,”
said Steiger. Or
classic lines like “Hey Mike, gotta go to the bathroom?”
while Mouth taunts his friend.
And last but certainly not least as Kassis remembers, “Goonies
never say die.”
#1 “The
Princess Bride” (1987)
As the back
of William Goldman’s book that inspired the film said, “What
happens when the most beautiful girl in the world marries the handsomest
prince in the world -- and he turns out to be a son of a bitch.”
If you don’t know then you must have been living in a box
since 1987. And, as penalty for your crime, you’ve just been
sentenced to a lifetime in the Fire Swamp or the Pit of Despair,
your choice. Say “hi” to the ROUS’s for us.
Why “The
Princess Bride” made our list and scored the top position:
Let’s
face it, this movie has it all – a fantastic fairy tale story
(complete with endless great quotes), pirates, monstrous creatures,
evil Counts, giants, witches, swashbuckling heroes, and most of
all true love. As Ashley Shouse, a 21-year-old student from Kentucky,
observes, “To not include it in the list would be simply INCONCEIVABLE!”
We’re
sure we left off some of your favorites. We left off some of ours
too. Bottom line, these were very difficult decisions to make and
we picked what we felt were the finest films of the decade. Some
honorable mentions should go to “Labyrinth”, “Footloose”,
“Ghostbusters”, “Adventures in Babysitting”,
“When Harry Met Sally”, “Beetlejuice”, “Rain
Man”, “Lethal Weapon”, “A Christmas Story”
(“You’ll shoot your eye out kid!”), “Mannequin”
and FINALLY for the LAST TIME-“Star Wars”. As mentioned
before “Star Wars” we felt we had to disqualify since
the first film was made in 1977 and like “Indiana Jones”
we would have wanted to count the original trilogy as a whole since
its one big story.
Feel free to
rant and rave and make your own list on unbound’s message
board.
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